I have friends who I don’t think will ever reach out to me again. Who I’ll never get coffee with, get a meme from, or even celebrate with. It hurts knowing I’ll look back at photographs of big moments and see them in them. It’ll be like seeing the deceased in family photos. It sucks.
Homemade jam is the jam
DRAKE: you think you’re sooooo smart, short guy, but actually you suck and im awesome!! KENDRICK: this is a song about how there is no hell deep enough for your soul. the cover art is a photo of you handing jeffrey epstein money
Drake: You’re fucking uhhhh short Kendrick: Hey Drake’s mom, I think men like your son should die
Everybody talks about how X isn’t shamed enough or X is why bullying should come back, but have you considered just simplying out-cringing them?
After how long is appropriate to get up leave cause you hadn’t been served food at a restaurant. I think I’m sitting at two hour mark still waiting.
KBBQ is the only food I think that has a post orgasm stage. Like let me lie down, do some deep breathing , and chug some electrolytes