Please enjoy these shockingly bad tattoo mock ups I did ahead of my appointments on Friday! Luckily my artist can translate my bullshit into solid art! #bloodhoundgang#tattoos

A lucrative time to be a William or Kate impersonator, I imagine

Why am I the only person who remembers the childhood trauma of Snoopy Come Home?

I think I've completed Netflix - anyone got any good UK streaming recommendations?

I know it's ✨A BIT CHEEKY✨ posting this here but at 9pm GMT (10pm CET, 4pm PST, 1pm EST etc) TONIGHT on THE OTHER SITE I'll be hosting this! Any fans of #bloodhoundgang#themightyboosh please come tune in and you can ask your questions!

I love nothing more than when a usually sane adult client has been coming to me for long enough that they start succumbing to my bullshit 🥰

She just... GAPED ITS MOUTH so I could see her when she was talking about how sweaty it was in there. Kinda horrifying I won't lie 🤣

I literally JUST watched The Rachel Divide and was thinking she'd got it together and... oh...

This evening I got repeatedly hit on by a woman in a care bear costume. Quite the unexpected Valentine's night out 🤣

Amazing!!! I think these plates must've been handed out by some kind of international plate distribution system - because I grew up with them too, in the UK! We still have one knocking about somewhere.