She just... GAPED ITS MOUTH so I could see her when she was talking about how sweaty it was in there. Kinda horrifying I won't lie 🤣

I literally JUST watched The Rachel Divide and was thinking she'd got it together and... oh...

Amazing!!! I think these plates must've been handed out by some kind of international plate distribution system - because I grew up with them too, in the UK! We still have one knocking about somewhere.

Come back Paul! We need your Beanut Putter more than ever

So anyway yeah, sick of it. This is cause I just saw someone post a "self empowerment realisations" thing on IG and genuinely been raging about it since. Let's not diminish each other to buzz phrases, we are complex messy bastards. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Nah it's offensively reductive. "If you liked CKY and Viva La Bam you may remember BHG" WHAT? I loved BHG since 1996 - Viva La Bam didn't even come out til 2003.

I hated this - massively reductive and INACCURATE which wound me up

Nope but I melted the jug the wax pellets were in and lifted it up to remove it and the small amount of wax that HAD melted in those twelve fucking minutes went everywhere and now I've broken the microwave 😑

I simply cannot do any more. THIS IS THREE HOURS WORK? They look shit. 😑

surely it can't be this hard? People do this for fun right? I must be doing something wrong 😭