Please enjoy these shockingly bad tattoo mock ups I did ahead of my appointments on Friday! Luckily my artist can translate my bullshit into solid art! #bloodhoundgang#tattoos

A lucrative time to be a William or Kate impersonator, I imagine

Why am I the only person who remembers the childhood trauma of Snoopy Come Home?

I think I've completed Netflix - anyone got any good UK streaming recommendations?

I know it's ✨A BIT CHEEKY✨ posting this here but at 9pm GMT (10pm CET, 4pm PST, 1pm EST etc) TONIGHT on THE OTHER SITE I'll be hosting this! Any fans of #bloodhoundgang#themightyboosh please come tune in and you can ask your questions!

I love nothing more than when a usually sane adult client has been coming to me for long enough that they start succumbing to my bullshit 🥰

This evening I got repeatedly hit on by a woman in a care bear costume. Quite the unexpected Valentine's night out 🤣

I absolutely HATE when people spout "If they wanted to, they would" No. Sometimes people are stubborn and prideful. Sometimes you MIGHT WANT TO but you don't cause it's scary, or inherently a bit mental. People have a vast array of fuckedup-ness. It's never THAT simple.

Do you know how bastard long I thought I was locked out cause I couldn't remember my password? Went to reset it - and my fkin phone said "used saved password? 😑

Taurus: This holiday you will reflect back on pleasant childhood memories. Which is much better than the hellscape of your adult years.