astrology rocks, oh I’m annoying and difficult to love?? take it up with the moon

my moon is oppoosite uranus. i just feel we're moving in different directions.

Oh so I'm delusional and obsessive? Sorry for Mercury being in retrograde I GUESS?!

Tell it to Uranus

“I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.” – Arthur C. Clarke

If I can blame it for the tides I can blame it for anything.

Babe, don't blame me. I didn't ask to be the center of the solar system and your universe.