Nah this Michael Phelps guy clearly has too many physical advantages over most men, it’s not fair to the other boys

That was a great Tool album.

Yup, if the modern Olympics can’t show a reverence for The Last Supper and the Code of Chivalry, like the ancient Greek ones did, then what’s even the point?

I remember the coverage during the 08 games. They celebrated it! They did a segment showing his anatomical gifts that made him uniquely suited to swimming!

paging Harrison Bergeron to the thread and indeed reality

This is the part where the human body bends and unfolds to reveal the alien body inside.

he.. has a logo of his initials?

Anyone taller than average height should not be allowed to play basketball.

iirc he literally has a condition where lactic acid doesn’t build in his muscles the way it does for other people, so he tires out way less quickly. he’s also vocally anti trans. especially about the olympics. so.