NORMALIZE BELLOWING "MY WEIGHT IS APPROPRIATE AND ATTRACTIVE" AT OFFICIOUS INTERMEDDLERS.

I IMPALED A GUY. I THREW A ROCK THROUGH AN RV. I DESPOILED A MOUNTAIN STREAM. IT WAS NICE.

WENT TO A STATE PARK TODAY TO REMIND CAMPERS THAT THEY'RE MORE SCARED OF ME THAN I AM OF THEM.

Okay no—skooch back a bit, tiny dancer.

GOOD LAD.

IF I EVER DIE, LOOK AT MY BROWSER HISTORY. LOOK AT IT! I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW.

BEN FRANKLIN DID NOT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME, BUT I THINK HE WOULD BE COOL WITH "MOTHERFUCKING."

ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ARE GONNA ABUSE THE HELL OUT OF OUR DOLLARITA PRIVILEGES.

MOLD, RATS, TOILETS THAT DON'T FLUSH, ME GLARING MENACINGLY THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND PERSONALLY TOWING EVEN PROPERLY PARKED CARS.

I AM AN AWFUL LANDLORD TO THE SQUATTERS WHO DON'T WANT TO PAY RENT FOR MY HEADSPACE.