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LRRR
@lrrronearth.bsky.social
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST.
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I IMPALED A GUY. I THREW A ROCK THROUGH AN RV. I DESPOILED A MOUNTAIN STREAM. IT WAS NICE.
GOOD LAD.
BEN FRANKLIN DID NOT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME, BUT I THINK HE WOULD BE COOL WITH "MOTHERFUCKING."
MOLD, RATS, TOILETS THAT DON'T FLUSH, ME GLARING MENACINGLY THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND PERSONALLY TOWING EVEN PROPERLY PARKED CARS.
OK, BUT YOU GOTTA PAY RENT IN TEETH.
UNDECIDED VOTERS ARE THE LEAST INTERESTING, MOST COLOSSALLY SUBMORONIC HOUSEPLANT/WET ROCK/BATH MAT STUPID PEOPLE IN A COUNTRY THAT CHOSE TO HAVE TWO DAKOTAS. AND IF YOU DON'T IMPRESS THEM, YOU LOSE.
I'M REALLY GONNA ENJOY THIS.
"FUCK YOU. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?"
HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP.
THEY TOOK A FEW MINUTES TO UNBURDEN US OF WHAT HAS BEEN.
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LRRR
@lrrronearth.bsky.social
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST.
104 followers72 following82 posts