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@lrrronearth.bsky.social
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST.
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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

I IMPALED A GUY. I THREW A ROCK THROUGH AN RV. I DESPOILED A MOUNTAIN STREAM. IT WAS NICE.

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GOOD LAD.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

BEN FRANKLIN DID NOT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME, BUT I THINK HE WOULD BE COOL WITH "MOTHERFUCKING."

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

MOLD, RATS, TOILETS THAT DON'T FLUSH, ME GLARING MENACINGLY THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND PERSONALLY TOWING EVEN PROPERLY PARKED CARS.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

OK, BUT YOU GOTTA PAY RENT IN TEETH.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

UNDECIDED VOTERS ARE THE LEAST INTERESTING, MOST COLOSSALLY SUBMORONIC HOUSEPLANT/WET ROCK/BATH MAT STUPID PEOPLE IN A COUNTRY THAT CHOSE TO HAVE TWO DAKOTAS. AND IF YOU DON'T IMPRESS THEM, YOU LOSE.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

I'M REALLY GONNA ENJOY THIS.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

"FUCK YOU. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?"

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HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP.

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Llrrronearth.bsky.social

THEY TOOK A FEW MINUTES TO UNBURDEN US OF WHAT HAS BEEN.

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LRRR
@lrrronearth.bsky.social
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST.
104 followers72 following82 posts