I simply wouldn’t go loot the home of a population my army was massacring to do tiktok skits with the women’s underwear, so this would never happen to me. Sorry though.

jesus fucking christ these ghouls get worse every day

Hamas hit me in the chest with a paint can after I slipped on some micro-machines.

Imagine getting home aloned while making tiktok.

"My cousin went into a civilian home to steal their stuff and was injured - WE ARE THE VICTIMS HERE!" 🤮

God what a whiny loser.

fair play to the wag who booby-trapped his chilld's underwear drawer

Speaking of, how are your reperation payments going?

My cousin wanted to set a trap for Hamas so he put "All Those Endearing Young Charms" out on a player piano and rigged dynamite to middle C. When Hamas showed up they kept playing out of key & my cousin lost patience and shouted "No it's like this" and played it perfectly but then blew up

The ratio on this is awe-inspiring.

I hope it was fatal