Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
In fact, the right way to cook a whole goose might be different for every person. Before cooking a goose, you should be sure to research the process of cooking a goose and the factors that go into it.
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Traveling the jungles of southeast Asia, one rainy night I stumbled into an ancient temple where I spent six silent years meditating on the difference between goose & gooseberries. One morning, my soul woke and I found enlightenment in The Ultimate Roast Goose Recipe©. Contains affiliate links.
"Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose."
I have a good recipe I transcribed from this Gordon Ramsay video. It's so good. youtu.be/88MHrk0qA1c?...
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They do stuff like that because people deploy bots to skim recipes so they can steal them for cook books and such. By putting a huge essay in front and during the recipe, it's harder for bots to find the recipe and instructions.
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That event also led to Ebenezer calling the cops on a young street urchin after finding far larger geese on the internet