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merritt k
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No recall or intervention can work in this place. Columnist @1900hotdog.bsky.social / patreon.com/merrittk / represented by Connor Goldsmith (connor@fuseliterary.com) / @insecretplaces.com
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This morning, I ground some roasted beans then irrigated them with water. I drank the resulting liquid. And you won’t guess what happened next. I experienced higher levels of energy and productivity. And I want to share this experience with you. Are you ready to join me on this journey?

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MSmcsinton.bsky.social

Magic beans

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Jj6.ee

just wait until you experience the joy of soaking some leaves in hot water preferably leaves that aren't brown yet

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JPjoshpelletier.bsky.social

Agree??

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AFadamdowner.bsky.social

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

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Dblu3.bsky.social

I'm doing it again ☕☕

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SClintax.bsky.social

I want to but I’m frightened

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T50firsttates.bsky.social

bean water

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Alai.bsky.social

Getting in on the ground floor. First question: how can we integrate the blockchain to make this liquid?

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Mradplanets.bsky.social

🧵 1/57

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Mmartin.walkers.haus

Doctors hate this one trick!

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merritt k
@merrittk.com
No recall or intervention can work in this place. Columnist @1900hotdog.bsky.social / patreon.com/merrittk / represented by Connor Goldsmith (connor@fuseliterary.com) / @insecretplaces.com
32.6k followers630 following15.6k posts