we need to shut down england until we figure out what's going on. why do they have guys named things like "keir starmer" and "lord rees-mogg"

someone will in all seriousness say that their blood rivals are nothing like them. language, culture, food, values. they have never been there and refuse to. then I look it up on a map and it's, like, the other side of edmonton

The Lord Haw Haw’s of a new century.

look, canada once had a guy who somehow became the uk prime minister who had a name. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

Bonar Law - Wikipedia

Don’t forget about Count Binface! He’s a real candidate running against Rishi Sunak (the current Prime Minister). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Count Binface: ‘Adele is a creative powerhouse and one-woman GDP boost. Which is why I pledge to nationalise her’

The comedian and candidate for Rishi Sunak’s Yorkshire seat on reintroducing Ceefax and beating the far right

These are ridiculous people with outrageous plans. That's why I support Lord Thatchthistle, Grand High Baronlette of Wentlewhistle

They give each other nicknames like "Cupcake" in public school soooooo

Pretty sure I already fought Lord Rees-Mogg in Elden Ring. Or maybe like, a specter version of him created by Margit? I have no fucking idea.

Generations of pompous entitled fools have convinced the population that only an entitled pompous fool can rule.

Lord Rees-mogh

Lord Rees-Mogg, the Blood Omen