This head cold is going to turn me into an insane detective.
Ask not what your vivifying shea butter hyaluronic vitamin B3 seawater sweet almond face & eye cream can do for you
Um, my friend informed me that he doesnāt unpack his suitcase (hang his clothes or put them in drawers) when heās staying in a hotel & I said, āthatās interesting!,ā with a catch in my throat & one tear running down my cheek.
obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
Electricity was out for six hours and I wrote 47 manifestos.
Those boots that motorcycle cops wear are a bright spot in the dystopia.
Oooo Iām Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
why would anyone deliberately hand me a piece of dessert and then say, with a smirk, itās carrot cake. no. you have handed me a slice of vegetables, and i will now proceed to flip this table and set fire to the room
This hole I'm in seemed a lot smaller and a lot funnier when I was digging it