If I rip a resealable bag & don't tear off enough to get it open I would rather die trying than go get scissors

Isn't it weird how time goes faster when you're enjoying yourself, and slower when your body is being crushed in the gears of a clock tower?

i’m one of those guys with a bunch of stuffed animals and other doodads stuffed up on top of my dashboard and pressed against the windshield of my car. whats that all about, you ask? good question. well i’m basically fuckin nuts

If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.

The Secret Service were alerted when the assassin yelled “Fore!” before taking his shot

Kamala’s outreach to moderates has been so successful that every would be Trump assassin is a Republican

These stupid bees keep trying to get at my Dr Pepper Zero. There's no sugar in there! You'll die drinking that, you idiots!! It's good for me though

What do people like this even think politics is?

DFcoachfinstock.bsky.socialSep 9, 2024 4:11pm

This is insane shit. Their power grid collapses under the slightest stress and now Texas is running out of water. There are already crops that were once favorites that cannot even be grown anymore. And where is this story listed? Under POLITICS. Water and farming is political apparently.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner sounds the alarm, says Texas is running out of water

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller recently wrote an op-ed describing the problem and offering possible solutions for what he calls “self-reliance.”

“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. and it will be your fault