Microsoft has officially acquired Activision-Blizzard; the part of me that realizes endless corporate consolidation is bad on many levels is in conflict with the part of me that knows ActiBlizz's management were toxic, awful douchebags and Microsoft has traditionally been better in many ways.
How was that not used for a grunge album cover in 1994?
www.amazon.com/Poop-Like-Ch... Someone is selling Poop Like a Champion cereal. Is this the convergence? Have old SNL commercials achieved sentience?
"We've replaced actual Phil Collins with Mike + the Mechanics brand Instant Phil Collins. Let's see if anyone notices."
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast haha you've been just completely fuckin owned plumless asshole
Oh, Caroline Polachek was in Chairlift? A band I really liked? This may explain why I like her voice so much.
Feel like showing up to look at it with a UV light would be both incredibly awkward and biologically necessary.
Hard to believe anything untoward could be going on in the Minneapolis Police Department is this an awkward silence it feels like an awkward silence
patch.com/minnesota/mi... You know, sometimes it's just best to not read the headline, as nothing was ever going to live up to "Giraffe Poop Intended For Jewelry Seized At MSP Airport: Officials".