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Emily
@milly9001.bsky.social
Not a real cat. Plays cello sometimes. In very suburban London. Has adult kids, which seems to confuse people unexpectedly. Absolutely cannot draw and fascinated that some people can!
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FIfoxes-in-love.bsky.social

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are carrying logs on their backs. Green is comfortably carrying one, while Blue is carrying two, and slowly sinking under their weight.
Green: Don't push yourself so hard you break.
Blue: I won't.

Green frowns menacingly, although Blue is too busy struggling under the weight to notice.
Green: Because you will regret that.
Blue: I know.
Green: Not only will you be in physical pain...
Blue: I'm aware.
Green: But the onslaught of I-told-you-so will be without mercy nor end.
Blue: I have chosen my fate.
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Emilly9001.bsky.social

Oh no, sorry, I can't come in today... ā˜•šŸ˜ŗ

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Ccait.bsky.social

people with a opinion that is not necessarily incorrect but is still mildly unpopular love to feed off each other and start seeing themselves as martyrs being persecuted for their truth-speaking and the "truth" is like "that starving dog looks fine"

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Emilly9001.bsky.social

Do NOT burn that stuff, it's unsafe šŸ˜¬

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SRnameshiv.bsky.social

about a year ago I taught this lady about a dozen indian recipes to help with her vegan diet and she's now charging people for those recipes on her patreon lol life is hilarious sometimes

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If anyone's looking for a new life goal, I suggest doing your absolute best to live your life so as to avoid suing or being sued. You probably won't enjoy either. And someone like me is gonna have to slog through the discovery.

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Emilly9001.bsky.social

Items sold in the UK as sugar snap and mangetout are slightly different types of peas in edible pods (Mangetout are flatter, sugar snaps are fatter, and I've never once in my life seen "mangetouts" with the s on the end before this thread)

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Emilly9001.bsky.social

Starring Andy Samburg šŸ˜

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Emilly9001.bsky.social

"Natalie" here is totally real though šŸ¤­

Article claims another website is uniquely bad for scams, while displaying one of the most obvious scam adverts I've ever seen

This is not a defense of "Truth" which is a garbage website, it's just funny
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EMedmorrish.bsky.social

oh me? Iā€™m not so easy to pin down, Iā€™m afraid. Iā€™m a free thinker. Iā€™m an independent. I donate tens of million dollars exclusively to republicans. If I had to put a label on it Iā€™d call myself a ā€œclassic liberalā€. I held a fundraiser for Trump on Epsteinā€™s island. Iā€™m a bit of a centrist, really.

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Emily
@milly9001.bsky.social
Not a real cat. Plays cello sometimes. In very suburban London. Has adult kids, which seems to confuse people unexpectedly. Absolutely cannot draw and fascinated that some people can!
15 followers129 following198 posts