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Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
Sir | 🐻 | gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Random observations, double entendres, and tasteful nudity 🔞 📍Seattle
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Before someone yells at me for ruining my ballot, this was a sample ballot. It is not an official one.

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Just use a lot of screws, like 7 or 8 at each joint. Also you’d need to change the universal constant of gravity and I would still make sure your home owner’s policy is paid up, cause you’re going to kill someone 💀

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May the odds be ever in your favor…

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I got sent to ny for an early Monday meeting. I made them fly me out on Friday and pay for the hotel room while I enjoyed a Big Apple weekend. Still expensive though. Broadway tickets aren’t cheap.

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1 Travel on company time, not yours 2 Stay in a comfortable hotel, not expensive, but you should feel safe 3 Get out of the office. They don’t own you 24/7 just because you’re traveling 4 And work that per diem for every dollar

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Sniff here

Arm pit, close up
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Stuff like this will make his cage tight and uncomfortable. He might even leak a little. Think of @infernowolf.bsky.social when you do things like this

Kneeling on the floor, wearing only a T-shirt and a jockstrap, a man photographs, his own backside
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Leviticus 12 has some super useful and totally accurate information on women’s health 🙄 (yeah not even close)

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Since you asked nicely, of course

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Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
Sir | 🐻 | gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Random observations, double entendres, and tasteful nudity 🔞 📍Seattle
809 followers561 following562 posts