From now on, pre workout drink will be called, “Starter Fluid” ZOOooooommmmm….
He asks you to hold the ladder while he changes a lightbulb, and now you are standing there, staring at his furry belly, trying to remain calm. 🥵
If you’re out and about in Seattle tonight, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulge are having an entirely unserious bondage contest at Massive 8-10pm
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
This is a sad consequence of modern politics, but you have to admit, “Going Armed to the Terror of the Public” is an amazing title for a law. I just picture Victorian scoundrels roaming the street with flint lock pistols and sabers
Binge watched all of Agatha All Along, so far. Um, Patti LuPone is great, and um, the production design seems fun…
Days 10-14 are peak horny for locktober. Whatever you do, don’t post cute butt pictures and then tag @infernowolf.bsky.social That will just make him super horny and frustrated. Definitely no jockstraps either