Before someone yells at me for ruining my ballot, this was a sample ballot. It is not an official one.
From now on, pre workout drink will be called, “Starter Fluid” ZOOooooommmmm….
He asks you to hold the ladder while he changes a lightbulb, and now you are standing there, staring at his furry belly, trying to remain calm. 🥵
If you’re out and about in Seattle tonight, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulge are having an entirely unserious bondage contest at Massive 8-10pm
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
Just use a lot of screws, like 7 or 8 at each joint. Also you’d need to change the universal constant of gravity and I would still make sure your home owner’s policy is paid up, cause you’re going to kill someone 💀
May the odds be ever in your favor…