Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent McCLURE: Amazing. It’s like a whole RITUAL.

Duquette 2024: I just had Thai food, so I know all about that.

VAN HASTE: I am both overjoyed and somewhat unsurprised...

KAYE: Just tell me when and I’ll be there!

Gillespie: I’ll get drinks.

[Name]: Don't worry, darlin, I've got you.❤ Bringing that mom/best friend energy. Just leave it to me, sweetheart. I can fix it/I've got you covered.😅

BLOOMINECK: It's after 10!

Whiteside: I’m parked in the car park now

VanRiesen: Ok let's do that, I wanna see your backpack

RICHARDSON: It represents unwrapping a moldy hot dog you found covered in tin foil at the back of your fridge. (The text was about Zuck’s wife sculpture and is a better joke in that context.)

BROWNE: Can you download this?