Oh, another one: getting food poisoning just before watching Meet the Feebles and toughing it out because, come on, why is this grossing me out? Am I a Victorian dowager? And then throwing up for two days.
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Truly the Dead Dove Do Not Eat of science fiction filmsTruly the Dead Dove Do Not Eat of science fiction films
CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.
I am easily beating the allegations, because you just keep saying "not beating the allegations," you're just reciting a meme you knowI am easily beating the allegations, because you just keep saying "not beating the allegations," you're just reciting a meme you know
Just as the overripe fruit of the superhero movie starts to rot on the vine.Just as the overripe fruit of the superhero movie starts to rot on the vine.
Age of Ultron might actually be the last time I ever just dip into a movie theater because I have time to kill; I was hanging around in Amherst after driving my girlfriend to a photoshoot. That's a vanishing experience, isn't it?Age of Ultron might actually be the last time I ever just dip into a movie theater because I have time to kill; I was hanging around in Amherst after driving my girlfriend to a photoshoot. That's a vanishing experience, isn't it?