The liturgically minded may be amused that a combination of a dirty touch screen and autocarrot nearly lead to me asserting that the Psalms are the bacon of the Office ⚓️

Root directory bows to root vegetable.

surely and in the best sense they are the porridge of the Office

Trying to work out what on earth you meant. I mean they are the substance of the office that nourish us daily... but being a veggie I'd rather call that the egg of the office

🤣 🥓 I love It!

It's true though (whatever you meant). If not for the psalms, I'd be running wild through the DO with no real understanding of God's intent for us. :-)

Search and replace: replace 'lamb' with 'piglet' in all cases. Continue: 'The lord is my swineherd' et cetera.

Backbone?

Psalt(er) cured bacon!

autocarrot is always so hungry