Omg what a dumbass I am 😆🤦🏻‍♀️🥴 I knew I liked you like really liked you for a reason 🩷

Wait, when is yours? And right now, I am recovering from foot surgery. I’m pretty much tied to the house most of the time for another four weeks. So six weeks altogether non-weight-bearing on my right foot I can’t drive etc . It’s been a pain literally and figuratively 😆😭

you have a lot of nerve writing something i wish i’d written

first of all, i am a delight you fuckin, dumbass.

👏🏻👏🏻

You learn lessons, eat ice cream, and move on.

Full mooning you.

My sinister plans would be so much more fun if I had a fake handlebar mustache to twist.

She's a ten but it's short for tense

Adopt me