and then what happened?

I’ve had exactly the number of beers where Champagne Supernova makes perfect sense to me

Some of us aren’t supposed to accomplish anything with our lives some of us are just supposed to watch tv

When will the Bills win a Super Bowl?

OCCAM'S RAZOR: Simpler solutions are more likely to be correct than complex ones. OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew

say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like

Gimme that cube

[watching a leaf fall in September] lol classic

me (to restroom attendant): how much for you to get out of here

choosy moms choose violence