Fuck, if I could go back in time to stop myself from listening to terrible metal (bands that are super conservative in hindsight) and get myself to listen to better death metal I would have had more fun
I did some high level math in my head and referenced the answer to a coworker who is training me and they asked "Did you do that in your head? How?" And I stammered because the answer is that I'm autistic but I didn't want to say that
We went to Pasty Haus in #Frankenmuth and despite having lived in Michigan for the better part of twenty years, this is the first pasty I've ever had. Gonna go back in time and fix this grave error because it is criminal that I haven't eaten them before. P.S. it's pronounced Past-EE
I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
