More Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas: -Sexy Google Trends -Sexy Slack Alert -Sexy Thomas the Tank Engine -Sexy Stanley Tumbler -Sexy Advance Voting Drop-Off -Sexy Tim Walz -Sexy NYT Voting Needle -Sexy Kevin (The Bird From Up) -Sexy Moo Deng -Sexy Frog
Iām sorry to be pedantic but that is flat water SUP and I pity anyone who takes that into anything surfable. These dogs are certified kooks
Do you want to subscribe to my random ass delusions that I have at 1 am for only $4.95 a month or no?
Expired can of whoop ass becomes a can of passive aggression
It took me too long to realize this was no a post about norsemen
Woke up last night and wrote down ābirds canāt smileā and went back to bed and can I say 2am Luke is onto some shit
One of the most classic ways for people to behave is strangely
Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
attempting one uncharted ledge grab in real life and instantly dislocating both my shoulders before plunging into the canyon below