I keep forgetting to post here lol
I swear I’m never taking the time and buying supplies to create a game for students again. They are so ungrateful and awful about everything.
My dad telling his visiting nurse about his scars. No appendix No belly button from a hernia A midline from his bypass And a giant battle axe wound across his middle from his gallbladder that had to heal from the inside out. That’s just his torso…
My old kitty has started meowing and scratching at the bedroom door every hour for food. He always gets fed at 6 in the morning and evening. The scratching every hour is really ruining my sleep. If I open the door he sits on my head and meows.
Watching Forged in Fire on the history channel and when they had to make a Claymore sword I knew before they even tested them the hadn’t made them heavy or sharp enough. One bent and the other broke in half. My Scottish heart broke.
They should’ve stopped making new cartoon characters after they came up with the guy from Popeye who likes hamburgers. Never going to top that guy
You’re obsession with the Simpsons is amazing.
Euripides, Orestes 348-350, literal translation: "For surely that man coming along is a king, lord Menelaus, clear to see by his abundant luxury." Better translation: "Who's that?" "I don't know. Must be a king." "Why?” "Because he hasn't got shit all over him."