contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats will become fully camouflaged when found in their natural habitat: a tuxedo shop

This makes a lot of sense.

very happy for you that this did numbers

a black and white cat with a pink bow tie on

Alt: a tuxedo cat wags its tail and is wearing a red bow tie

Mine trying to blend in with the scenery...

Little known fact: tuxedo cats weren't discovered until the 60's when formal wear became less popular and they lost their natural camouflage.

“Hmm yes I would like to see the tiny- oh my god that’s a cat! Good day sir or madam! Terribly sorry for disturbing you!” Followed by generic flustered upper class British mouth noises.

Which is why all Men's Wearhouse ads targeted at cats change the slogan to "You're going to like the way you look, which is completely invisible. I guarantee it."

Certain flooring also renders them invisible. There is no cat here.

They infest the Oscars every year.

"Girl what?"

They have also been (barely) witnessed attached to panda bears like a lamprey.