On my last day at a corporate job I hated I drew a massive cock and balls on MS Paint, copied it into a Word doc, named it "Please Read. doc" and put a copy in over 200 folder locations. This was over seven years ago and apparently they are still finding copies today.
I feel a great desperation about the fact that people in this country cannot, will not, see that Palestinians, Arabs, Muslims, Lebanese people are human.
If you’re using generative AI to be an artist, consider the possibility that you might not actually want to be an artist.
MOM LEAF: omg you changed color KID LEAF: yeah everyone's doing it MOM LEAF: oh so if all the other leaves fell off the tree would you do it too
For Halloween I'm going as a pile of laundry on the bed
As the tributes pour in for Alex Salmond I'd like to pay tribute to all the heroic women and girls who bravely speak out when they've been sexually assaulted by powerful men, knowing full well that, not only will they probably get away with it, they'll have tributes pour in for them when they die.
My body used to be a wonderland. Now it’s more like a condemned theme park, only frequented by roving gangs of squirrels and the occasional intoxicated thrill seeker looking for the haunted toilets.