every few months they should post an article that says like CHAPPELL ROAN: BETTER THAN RADIOHEAD? and if you get too mad at it someone comes over to euthanize you

With her pinkish cheeks and natural charisma, a two-month-old pygmy hippo named Moo Deng is making millions of fans online.

Moo Deng: Baby pygmy hippo is Thailand’s latest online sensation. But her keeper is worried about her fame | CNN

With her pinkish cheeks and natural charisma, two-month-old pygmy hippo Moo Deng is making millions of fans online and drawing bumper crowds to the Thai zoo where she lives.

I’d do anything for Moo Deng. I would die for Moo Deng. I can’t stop thinking about Moo Deng.

good luck babe at weddings is the new no children at weddings

Sorry I forgot this app existed but I live in Seattle now and also I’m cute

Certified banger

My brother in law finished DS9 today so I made this for him.

1:4 is straight. And I think that’s beautiful.

If he’s mad at all it’s because the Jaws theme song is playing in the back of his head (he’s next)

When publications use passive voice to describe police brutality