Well I just gave up my physical Metro card. Only slightly more dependent on the phone than before 😂

How did I end up with a backlog of photos to process?

This better show up on Apple Music afterwards wapo.st/4eWblvA

Cypress Hill brings 28-year-old ‘Simpsons’ joke to life with London orchestra

Decades later, a joke on “The Simpsons” will come true — with hip-hop group Cypress Hill performing with the London Symphony Orchestra for an “insane” show.

So many kid pics that Adobe Lightroom is sweating bullets over here smh

And now for the traditional July 4th blessing: Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with as many fingers as you began it with.

You’d think that switching running apps wouldn’t result in dramatically different results. Because it all used the same hardware right? Nope. Runkeeper > Nike Run Club.

Ok so The Super Mario Brothers movie is actually pretty good

Air conditioning is the greatest

When you hear a "new" track, and it is just a modified version of what you heard 20+ years ago one early morning, you know you're old.

Yes and you only get the back side if you checked the box on your W4 before. The IRS is gonna have a lot of fun with you at their black site “audit” at this rate 😑