To celebrate the commencement of ADHD awareness month, I have achieved absolutely fucking nothing — while being an anxious mess about all the nothing I am doing - all day.
DR. SAMUEL BECKETT: Oh my god, I've quantum leaped! I hope they send someone professional to help me get home AL CALAVICCI: (Getting paged in the middle of railing a cocktail waitress in Kansas City) Jesus Christ. Hold on, babe, my coworker just turned asian
You retweet it every time you see it, it’s not complicated
a peaceful afternoon in the National Gallery of Ireland has gifted me with a new obsession in the stunning cubism of Mainie Jellett - I was utterly entranced by her Achill Horses (1941)
James Bond is so bad at sex all his girlfriends immediately try to kill him
This makes me miss the semi-regular Bristol experience of arriving somewhere, seeing a bunch of ambulances and thinking ‘oh no what happened!’ before clocking they all say Holby.
Dog is sulking because a mild tummy upset means he’s getting couple tbsp of rice on demand instead of his usual diet of kibble twice a day + small bites of person food and treats throughout. Except he keeps forgetting and romping, then remembering he’s supposed to be Wounded And Aloof. It’s great.
UBI is proof that we do not actually care about evidence when it comes to policy, because I struggle to find a better example of something so consistently shown to be beneficial and yet it’s never even brought up as a serious option outside of endless pilot programs that all tell us the same thing
Universal Basic Income works literally every time. www.latimes.com/california/s...
L.A.'s BIG:LEAP experiment gave monthly payments to poor families for a year with no strings attached. Recipients saw lasting benefits, a study finds.
If they had the first world war now, woke soldiers would spend it writing poems and being gay