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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
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Any mayonnaise is edible really, with enough underwear.

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Fun fact: this means the sun will finally set on the British Empire. Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

UK hands sovereignty of Chagos Islands to Mauritius
UK hands sovereignty of Chagos Islands to Mauritius

In a historic move, the UK gives up sovereignty of a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean.

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The only surprising thing about this headline is that they’ve sold that many.

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The cynic in me thinks this is the first time Laura got caught sending her notes to her old mate Boris, rather than the first time it ever happened.

BBC cancels Boris Johnson interview after Laura Kuenssberg mistakenly sends him her briefing notes
BBC cancels Boris Johnson interview after Laura Kuenssberg mistakenly sends him her briefing notes

Presenter Laura Kuenssberg says ‘embarrassing and disappointing’ mishap meant it was not right that the interview go ahead

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Yellow by Coldplay. Annoying whiny nonsense.

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What an amazing song! I’d never heard it before, thanks for sharing!

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Me watching you watch the movie I suggested

Moo Deng the hippo looking curiously from behind a tree
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It’s on the nose

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I have a browser extension installed that hides all the warnings. Called something like “I don’t care about cookies” I think

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I’ve never liked him but I don’t know why (I’ve never listened to his podcast)

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Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
218 followers414 following771 posts