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3 ne'er-do-wells in a trenchcoat
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SBsorenbowie.bsky.social

Our next question comes from Soren B. in Los Angeles CA and is for both candidates: Guys who shave their heads and have all those skin folds in the back, is that fat or extra neck skin like a puppy or what’s going on there?

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SBsorenbowie.bsky.social

Pretty exciting that the current Supreme Court is less interested in upholding justice and instead just sort of feeling the vibes of their wives.

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SBsorenbowie.bsky.social

I big red flag is adults that use the word, “stolled” when they mean “stole.” The best way to figure this out early is to steal from them.

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SBsorenbowie.bsky.social

Never understood why people say “He’s got no reason to lie!” I always have a reason and it’s called attention.

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SBsorenbowie.bsky.social

It’s called “drawing a line in the sand” because people who live in snowy climates are morally adrift.

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JNjessnevins.bsky.social

"There is, of course, a fundamental difference between a “demon” and a “ghost”; the former is a professional, the latter is an amateur." Assyrian scholars know what's going on.

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Cceej.online

while caffeine’s mechanism of action isn’t fully understood, a leading theory suggests that every 100mg you consume pushes you forward into a pocket dimension where you’re a little less sleepy. unfortunately, the old you is trapped in the sleepy dimension, forever. you might be there right now

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SSred37.bsky.social

WTF is an encrypted toilet?

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GTgeorgetakei.bsky.social

Now that’s a sense of humor!

Jason Kelce arriving in Vegas for the Superbowl dressed as Alan from The Hangover.
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RHauthoross.bsky.social

The decline in Twitter engagement since a certain takeover has been shocking - which is bad for someone who struggles to get their books seen any other way - but the inability to promote here due to no hashtags has actually been nice. I can just post cat pictures and spout nonsense. Liberating.

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Sarsaparilla Specialist
@red37.bsky.social
3 ne'er-do-wells in a trenchcoat
3 followers84 following5 posts