Trump has gotta be pissed that RFK Jr is courting the batshit crazy demographic.

I'm glad this great nation has finally found one thing that unites us and brings together people from all walks of life - shitting on JD Vance.

Trump will be long dead in twenty years but people will still be yelling "couchfucker" at Vance in public

I don't judge men for wearing makeup. I just think JD Vance is too aggressive with the eyeliner.

I only really like JD Vance's early work.

My inner monologue contains an uncomfortable number of "In my defense..." statements.

every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

If we agree "bitches" is no longer a gendered term, we can agree on the nature of all conflict: Bitches be trippin'.

Your honor, it was for the bit

So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...