take me down to fart city, where the grass is brown and air smells shitty

They sell fart balloons, too.

Come to fart city...it's a gas! Come to fart city and get a warm feeling in your pants! Fart city...the other windy city

Lol

They say the Lord works in mysterious ways.

when you're alone, and life is making you lonely you can always go browntown you can pop next door and sniff some more browntown

OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME YEAYEAH

🎶Oh, won't you please pull my finger, whoa~o🎶

New meaning to "oh won't you please take me home"

The Brotherhood of the Wolf only accepts breaking wind after a bloody battle in the Balkans. Learn more about their gas etiquettes here: talesofkhayr.com