Doctor: *making disappointed noises as she records my weight* Me: a lot of that's just microplastics though
Vad tänker du göra? Vad, herr Basse? Exakt vad?
Kind of incredible how easy it is to identify what he means by each of theseKind of incredible how easy it is to identify what he means by each of these
We can’t all be empaths some of us have to wield the blade
[first day as a shoe salesman] Me, measuring someone’s foot: As I suspected, one foot long.
This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."
Prosecution: Objection! Me, defence: Overruled! Judge: HEY! Me: Case dismissed Judge: *Bangs gavel*
I hate to get drawn into one last heist, only to have complications ensue