Time makes fools of us all, but I can show you how to do it way faster

i could outrun a dinosaur, i could do it. but there's no way i can prove it to you

No one believes that with regard to the generation of the art. A prompt is not creation. That's like saying speaking your order into the drive-in mic means you cooked your burger and fries.

me: that's my wife susan him: please pass the salt, ma'am me: idk she's pretty lazy her: [rotates entire table] me: but strong

Very rude that image quality improved exponentially as I became worse looking

I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

ME: i wish you were here GENIE: granted ME: thank here

Me: hot dogs come in packs of 6 but buns come in packs of 8 because they want you to eat 24 hot dogs Wife: no Me: it’s math linda

I have the best intentions of anyone in the world. Way better than yours