Listen, that orangutan wasn't "self-medicating". There are no orangutan doctors. That guy's just medicating.
This is an awfully savage takedown, coming from...<checks notes>...CBS News?!? youtu.be/2TXSnx0U00M?...
YouTube video by CBS News
Everybody thought it was ridiculous in Karate Kid 3 when a billionaire ceo put his whole life and career on hold to try to defeat a teenager in a martial arts tournament, but at this point Elon is like a week away from that.
Overheard in YouTube comments: "When he was a little boy, James Hetfield wanted to be the world's greatest drummer on a guitar." 10/10. No notes.
Some of you didn't listen to enough Anti Cimex, and it shows.
There's a joke in here about the covers they put on your windshield wipers, but I'm not awake enough to assemble it.
Yeah, I had to turn off notifications for texts from unknown senders, and I just go in every few hours and clear them out. And like...surely they know where I live. Sad as I am to say it, and as much as I believe it won't always be true, money spent in Indiana by either party is money wasted.
Every time a bell rings, a Sam drops an ibuprofen on the floor.