There's a joke in here about the covers they put on your windshield wipers, but I'm not awake enough to assemble it.

Yeah, I had to turn off notifications for texts from unknown senders, and I just go in every few hours and clear them out. And like...surely they know where I live. Sad as I am to say it, and as much as I believe it won't always be true, money spent in Indiana by either party is money wasted.

Happy birthday friend! 💙

Whether you think tariffs will bring back jobs or not, there are two undeniable facts: US brands pay the cost, and they typically pass the cost to consumers. With retail markups, the difference for a suit can be in the hundreds of dollars. (19/20)Whether you think tariffs will bring back jobs or not, there are two undeniable facts: US brands pay the cost, and they typically pass the cost to consumers. With retail markups, the difference for a suit can be in the hundreds of dollars. (19/20)

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I legit made a "snrk" noise just then.

Every part of this sign is a lie. I bet there isn't even an area.

The third one is a bonus they give you when you read Caesar's 'Commetaries...' for the third time.

Gravity Maims.

Mine has a very similar tone: "I am going to follow up with you after I talk to them." Narrator: He did not follow up.