Listen, that orangutan wasn't "self-medicating". There are no orangutan doctors. That guy's just medicating.
This is an awfully savage takedown, coming from...<checks notes>...CBS News?!? youtu.be/2TXSnx0U00M?...
YouTube video by CBS News
Everybody thought it was ridiculous in Karate Kid 3 when a billionaire ceo put his whole life and career on hold to try to defeat a teenager in a martial arts tournament, but at this point Elon is like a week away from that.
Overheard in YouTube comments: "When he was a little boy, James Hetfield wanted to be the world's greatest drummer on a guitar." 10/10. No notes.
Some of you didn't listen to enough Anti Cimex, and it shows.
Every time a bell rings, a Sam drops an ibuprofen on the floor.
Whether you think tariffs will bring back jobs or not, there are two undeniable facts: US brands pay the cost, and they typically pass the cost to consumers. With retail markups, the difference for a suit can be in the hundreds of dollars. (19/20)Whether you think tariffs will bring back jobs or not, there are two undeniable facts: US brands pay the cost, and they typically pass the cost to consumers. With retail markups, the difference for a suit can be in the hundreds of dollars. (19/20)
727 years ago, across the River Forth in central Scotland, there was a bridge. Mel Gibson is skeptical.