The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

(tune of Dolly Parton's "Jolene") 🎶Moo Deng, Moo Deng, Moo Deng, Moo Deeeng. I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Moo Deng...🎶 #moodeng#doodle#procreate

It’s been a while, so here is my old inking handout I made for my students…

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,804,407! I got a code a few weeks before bsky went public, lol. Still, it's cool to be (relatively) early for once!

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

Brendan Loper in the New Yorker

My job? The computer. My hobby? The computer. My beautiful wife? You guessed it,

The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.