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Sean
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Systems engineer, developer, EMT, friend of buns. NYC
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what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging
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Seen on Reddit: "They call themselves the Silent Majority when in fact they are the Screeching Minority." I think I'm developing a "concise burn" fetish.

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me: there's a bloody oar in the water friend: that's foreboding me: shut up, I know what they're for

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this is a haiku they don't have to rhyme, karen jesus fucking christ

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My new life goal is to go 24 hours without thinking the phrase "I don't want to be a member of this species anymore."

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A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"
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Interesting. Love how control of one’s experience is absolutely attainable, but I wonder whether this possibility will serve to amplify echo chambers for the incautious moving forward.

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this is far too relatable to me

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Linguists xkcd.com/2390

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"Use the pool water to flood the server room to delete the surveillance footage" is the most Sierra adventure game solution to a problem I've ever heard

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Sean
@seanhelling.com
Systems engineer, developer, EMT, friend of buns. NYC
7 followers18 following36 posts