That's why the industry worked so hard to make them a fashion accessory.

Did she not like you very much?

Emphysema ain't what it used to be.

You ever hear of a duck that can't swim?

Fuck off. Grow up. #spookyseason

"Handle" was from the old CB radio days, wasn't it? Some people still have CB. Can't for the life of me think why.

How old are you in internet years without telling your age? I know what a baud rate is.

People often say "it's lovely weather for ducks", but how do they know that ducks like being pissed upon from a great height? Sure, they like swimming, but I like fucking swimming too, swimming is nice. Doesn't mean I want the sky dropping it's precipitation upon my proverbial.

It's years since I've driven in London.

Oh shit, really? Already? Bollocks.