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Hemi-semi-demi Pro Musician, Actually pro gardener, poster of irreverent guff. straight cis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally. He / him.
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Fuck off. Grow up. #spookyseason

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People often say "it's lovely weather for ducks", but how do they know that ducks like being pissed upon from a great height? Sure, they like swimming, but I like fucking swimming too, swimming is nice. Doesn't mean I want the sky dropping it's precipitation upon my proverbial.

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So the plan has been once again borked by the weather, and I have another day stuck at home, scratching my arse and nobbing about on the internet. Unless anyone wants to hire me as a WFH gardener/bass player/ lifestyle guru?

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Connections Puzzle #478 🟨🟩🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 1,200 4/6 High end clipping ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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No spoilers but fuckin hell #brassic

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DIY Bifocals

A selfie with reading glasses over the top of my actual glasses because my eyes, they grow dim.
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Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Hemi-semi-demi Pro Musician, Actually pro gardener, poster of irreverent guff. straight cis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally. He / him.
418 followers398 following5.2k posts