just so you know, I make the prettiest silence

These boots are made for Christopher Walkin’

Sex is good and all but have you ever gotten 5 reskeets on a post?

Whoops said I couldn't make it before they even said the date

I thought by now I’d have stumbled into at least one orgy. That PornHub is full of shit, man.

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If peanut butter on potato chips is wrong...

Staring contest> scaring contest.

Live Love Lower your expectations.

Single and ready to remain single