She'd be in a coma by now if she did

Is that the one with the mermaid boobs in it?

It is simultaneously horrible yet absolutely amazing. Get it.

IT'S CHRIIIIIIIISSSTTTMMAAAASSSSS! #cans

I'm very, very special

Whereas I've fitted a camera in mine for you and you blocked it. Rude.

Well, it's not as good as speed, but...

I've accidentally already bought another sort of shower gel because of my ADHD, so he's good to go 😁

12 year old is being so teenagely annoying tonight that I might give him the Lynx Africa body wash that I bought for a joke Xmas stocking filler.

I'm too sophisticated for gravy tits now. I'm all about the bechamel sauce on my *friend pulls me away with hand over my mouth*