Grown men and women idolizing another adult is corny af.

Kanye should’ve just stopped after TLOP and focused on production or fashion.

The Super Bowl is tomorrow but I scheduled my book club at the same time

I’m geeked off a four loko and meatball sub. You think I care about geopolitics???

Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one

They look dumb chill fr.

I never had a car or license I grew up walking 30 minutes to school. It was only a mile or so away. I live in a city now and to get from mid town to south side now is only a comfortable 40 minute walk

This is me

Unequivocally hard💯

Twitter was trash BEFORE that dude bought it out