I don’t care how many followers you might lose or how many friends you’re leaving behind—get the fuck off Twitter. Does Elmo need to show up to your home and smack you with his tiny, filthy dick before you finally get it?

Ghost of GC (@gtconway3dg) on Threads

via @ronaldfilipkowski Elon Musk: “Nobody has even bothered to ki!l Kamala because it’s pointless. HAHA. What do you achieve? Nothing, you just bought another puppet.”

"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"

I rushed to buy the tape when it first came out too! AoN influenced my taste in music as a teen, they were just so uniquely strange and amazing.

I grew up listening to his albums in the 70s. And it wasn't until about 10 years ago that I learned he's the "A" in A&M Records! My ex-DJ dad schooled me on that one. I live a life of ignorance...

If you're gonna own a piece of shit like that, this wrap is the *least* you could do to ease the eyestrain for everyone else!

The moment I see some twatty #influencerwww.cnn.com/2024/09/08/t...

Why people are taking photos of their airport trays now | CNN

Influencers are doing photo shoots with their airport security trays in a new online trend that has people angry about holdups in the line. Here’s what it’s all about.

There's always room for Cake! #vinyl#CakeBand#ComfortEagle#FridayNightTunes

Starting to think I just might be too damn high to deal with the Catbus tonight. Time to pick another movie... #totoro#edibles#catbus

For my birthday I picked up some #XTC#vinyl. I was a late bloomer with them, didn't discover all their great songs (other than the infamous "Dear God") until a few years ago. I'm happy to be appreciating their genius now, if only a few decades late!

When I see a headline like "AI startup raised $130M at a $700M valuation on $13 million of profitable revenue", my brain glazes over and translates it to "AI TECHBROS MILLIONS."