"the average US president commits 0.74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. Felonies Don, who lives in a golden cave & committed 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
cw #pregnancy for the buds who aren't still on the bird app, just keeping you in the loop of the big life events: I'm pregnant. still can't lock your account here, so I'm not posting any related content. but I can share info, registry, pics (eventually), etc. via other apps if you want/reach out
新正如意!!! 🧧🐉🧨🎆🥟
had to take my nose stud out (for an MRI) for the first time in at least 6 full years, and we managed to do it essentially pain free??? first time for everything ig. all it took was two hemostats and a partner 😅
I am of the opinion the idea that there's no need to get justice from people who wronged you because the spiritual/moral high ground is "better" was popularized by people really hoping the shit they had done to other people wouldn't come back to haunt them
what an incredibly terrible travel day. related: why is la guardia the most stupidly designed airport in existence?
that's what Katz thought before too
it was Not Good
Katz had a ginger pu-er at dobra once. it was like if you pulled a ginger root straight from the ground, put it in hot water, and then tried to drink the resulting mud